Q. If you did have a dog, would you name it Mr. Buttons?
A. Molotov Comix Press does not own a dog.
Q. I have a dog named Filbert. Is there a place on your website where I can post photos?
A. Molotov Comix Press does not share your interest in dogs.
Q. I'll bet a lot of your readers have dogs, and I'll bet they would like to see photos of Filbert! There's a very funny one of him wearing my dad's Shriner fez!
A. Molotov Comix Press is a book publisher. We would be happy to answer any questions you might have regarding books, book publishing, where to purchase our books, our legendary company history, paper, pulp, binding, distribution, fulfillment, marketing, or anything else having anything tangentially to do with our books.
Q. You should make a book about Filbert! People like dogs!
A. Thank you for your interest in Molotov Comix Press.
Molotov Comix Press believes the only thing more important than our books is our customers. Come on, no, really.